The At All Lady

When I pulled into the parking lot at work this morning there was a car sitting at the drive thru speaker with a lady staring at the drive thru menu through her rolled down window. She was eagerly awaiting some tasty deep fried treats. I approached the vehicle and walked around to the drivers side on my way into the back door of the restaurant.

“Sorry but we don’t open for about a half hour” I said.

“Oh, so you’re not open at all huh?” the lady in the drivers seat replies.

Think about this question for a minute. “You’re not open at all?” AT ALL? Oh, you know what, now that you mention it, we are indeed open. We do have a special ordering area for people who show up ridiculously early in the morning and ask stupid fucking questions. I just forgot about it until you added “at all”. This is most certainly someone who would have (and likely has in the past) asked me if there was ketchup in the bag.

“No, unfortunately, you’re a little too early this morning!” I respond.

“Ok, thanks” she smiles dumbly and drives off.

Which might be the scariest part of this story. How in the fuck did this lady get a drivers license? If your level of intelligence allows you to be responsible for the conversation outlined above, then you should not be operating a motor vehicle.


7 responses to this post.

  1. ha ha ha haaaaaaa! you are right. what a day, but take it easy and enjoy your day.


  2. You are hilarious! I’ll be chuckling all morning about this now. hahahah
    Can’t wait to read more.


  3. Great stories! Lot of fun. Keep it up!


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